{"id":697,"date":"2009-02-26T20:08:54","date_gmt":"2009-02-27T00:08:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=697"},"modified":"2009-03-03T19:34:40","modified_gmt":"2009-03-03T23:34:40","slug":"hensarling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/02\/26\/hensarling\/","title":{"rendered":"Rep. Hensarling Channels Rumsfeld"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rep. Jeb Hensarling (R-TX) spouted these <a href=\"http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/2009\/02\/26\/hensarling-recession-freedom\/\">enlightening remarks on C-SPAN<\/a> today:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>    I don\u2019t think we can figure out how to outlaw recessions any more than we can outlaw tornadoes or outlaw hurricanes. \u2026 Economic growth has never gone in one straight line up. It goes in a zigzag line. It\u2019s a part of freedom. Sometimes freedom can be messy. Sometimes freedom has reversals. But it certainly beats the alternative.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> Just three questions for Rep. Hensarling: <\/p>\n<p>1. Are non-democracies recession-proof?<br \/>\n2. Are you trying to make Governor Jindal look insightful?<br \/>\n3. If we fight to end the recession, do the terrorists win?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and please tell me who exactly is trying to outlaw recessions.  Because that phantom person may just be the only living being who out-idiots Rep. Hensarling.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rep. Jeb Hensarling (R-TX) spouted these enlightening remarks on C-SPAN today: I don\u2019t think we can figure out how to outlaw recessions any more than we can outlaw tornadoes or outlaw hurricanes. \u2026 Economic growth has never gone in one straight line up. It goes in a zigzag line. It\u2019s a part of freedom. Sometimes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,114,20,154,3,9],"tags":[514,516,515,513,518,517,357],"class_list":["post-697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-economy-humor","category-fiscal-policy","category-gop-humor","category-political-commentary","category-politics","category-republicans","tag-don-rumsfeld","tag-economy","tag-freedom","tag-jeb-hensarling","tag-jindal","tag-recession","tag-terrorists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=697"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":717,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions\/717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}