{"id":6862,"date":"2012-04-03T15:12:08","date_gmt":"2012-04-03T19:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=6862"},"modified":"2012-04-03T15:15:00","modified_gmt":"2012-04-03T19:15:00","slug":"strip-search-supreme-court-satire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/04\/03\/strip-search-supreme-court-satire\/","title":{"rendered":"Supreme Indecency (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chances are, you&#8217;ve heard about the latest <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aclu.org\/criminal-law-reform\/aclu-says-supreme-court-decision-upholding-strip-searches-puts-privacy-rights\">Supreme Court travesty<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In a 5-4 decision, the court ruled against a New Jersey man erroneously arrested during a 2005 traffic stop for a fine he had already paid. Today\u2019s ruling holds that even people arrested for minor offenses can be subjected to strip searches.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Supreme Indecency (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Kennedy, Roberts, Scalia,<br \/>\nAnd their pals, cops can strip ya and see ya.<br \/>\nThey don&#8217;t need any reason:<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s strip searching season.<br \/>\nOur privacy&#8217;s gone! Mama mia!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chances are, you&#8217;ve heard about the latest Supreme Court travesty: In a 5-4 decision, the court ruled against a New Jersey man erroneously arrested during a 2005 traffic stop for a fine he had already paid. Today\u2019s ruling holds that even people arrested for minor offenses can be subjected to strip searches. Supreme Indecency (Limerick) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,85,466,10,2,168,6,7,3,796,13],"tags":[1910,1909,1901,307,1906,1014,803,1902,1904,1905,1903,1013,1093,1907,2855,1900,1278,1908,1089],"class_list":["post-6862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-constitution-humor","category-constitutional-crisis","category-crime","category-judiciary","category-law","category-legal-limericks","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-privacy-humor","category-supreme-court","tag-aclu","tag-arrests-limerick","tag-chief-justice-john-roberts","tag-constitution-verse","tag-crime-punishment","tag-criminal-justice","tag-invasion-of-privacy","tag-justice-anthony-kennedy","tag-justice-antonin-scalia","tag-justice-clarence-thomas","tag-justice-samuel-alito-jr","tag-law-humor","tag-legal-verse","tag-new-jersey","tag-privacy-humor","tag-strip-searches","tag-supreme-court-limerick","tag-traffic-stop","tag-us-supreme-court"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6862"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6872,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6862\/revisions\/6872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}