{"id":684,"date":"2009-02-25T18:51:07","date_gmt":"2009-02-25T22:51:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=684"},"modified":"2009-02-26T02:47:14","modified_gmt":"2009-02-26T06:47:14","slug":"bobby-jindal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/02\/25\/bobby-jindal\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To Bobby &#8220;Kenneth the Page&#8221; Jindal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate to pile on to the <a href=\"http:\/\/politicalhumor.about.com\/b\/2009\/02\/25\/bobby-jindal-is-kenneth-the-page-from-30-rock.htm\"><em>Bobby-Jindal-channeled-Kenneth-the-Page<\/em><\/a> assault.  Okay I lied &#8230; I just love to pile on.<\/p>\n<p>Jindal&#8217;s GOP response last night was a gift to Democrats in terms of both style and content.  (I&#8217;ll leave it to others like Buzzflash <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzflash.com\/articles\/analysis\/643\">to analyze the substance of Bobby Jindal&#8217;s speech.<\/a>) <\/p>\n<p>Getting back to style, the similarity between Jack McBrayer&#8217;s &#8220;Kenneth the Page&#8221; character on  NBC&#8217;s &#8220;30 Rock&#8221; and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/02\/25\/bobby-jindal-is-kenneth-t_n_169766.html\">Jindal&#8217;s sing-song,<\/a> <em>sixth-grader-talking-to-third-graders<\/em> response to Obama&#8217;s speech before Congress last night is downright weird.  <\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s why my latest limerick poses the question that everybody&#8217;s surely asking right now: Are &#8220;Kenneth the Page&#8221; and Bobby Jindal related?<\/p>\n<p>Ode To Bobby &#8220;Kenneth the Page&#8221; Jindal<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Bobby, is Kenneth your twin?<br \/>\nFrom your voices, I&#8217;d swear you were kin.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re the GOP&#8217;s best?<br \/>\nThen the GOP&#8217;s quest<br \/>\nFor the White House is done &#8212; you can&#8217;t win.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate to pile on to the Bobby-Jindal-channeled-Kenneth-the-Page assault. Okay I lied &#8230; I just love to pile on. Jindal&#8217;s GOP response last night was a gift to Democrats in terms of both style and content. (I&#8217;ll leave it to others like Buzzflash to analyze the substance of Bobby Jindal&#8217;s speech.) Getting back to style, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,20,154,6,7,3,9],"tags":[509,2837,2759,215,512,510,507,511,508,200,2753,220],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=684"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":696,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions\/696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}