{"id":68,"date":"2006-12-21T04:26:18","date_gmt":"2006-12-21T08:26:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2006\/12\/21\/shopping-for-a-new-president-would-be-nice\/"},"modified":"2007-03-08T02:52:29","modified_gmt":"2007-03-08T06:52:29","slug":"shopping-for-a-new-president-would-be-nice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2006\/12\/21\/shopping-for-a-new-president-would-be-nice\/","title":{"rendered":"Shopping For A New President Would Be Nice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>President Bush had some words of wisdom for us\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.whitehouse.gov\/news\/releases\/2006\/12\/20061220-1.html\">at Wednesday&#8217;s press conference:<\/a>\u00a0\u201cI encourage you all to go shopping more.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hey, at least he finally has his priorities straight.\u00a0 And that brings me to my latest political limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Shopping For A New President Would Be Nice<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Tis the season to buy stuff, for sure.<br \/>\nHave you shopped? Yes? Then go shop some more.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s what\u00a0Dubya once said,<br \/>\nWhile ignoring the dead&#8212;<br \/>\nNeedless victims of Dub&#8217;s wanton war. \u00a0 [tags]Bush Humor, War Humor, Economy Humor, Press Conference[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>President Bush had some words of wisdom for us\u00a0at Wednesday&#8217;s press conference:\u00a0\u201cI encourage you all to go shopping more.&#8221; Hey, at least he finally has his priorities straight.\u00a0 And that brings me to my latest political limerick: Shopping For A New President Would Be Nice By Madeleine Begun Kane\u00a0 &#8216;Tis the season to buy stuff, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,8,20,19,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-economy-humor","category-george-bush","category-gop-humor","category-iraq-war","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}