{"id":6773,"date":"2012-03-08T19:04:23","date_gmt":"2012-03-08T23:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=6773"},"modified":"2012-03-08T19:04:23","modified_gmt":"2012-03-08T23:04:23","slug":"romney-santorum-primary-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/03\/08\/romney-santorum-primary-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To An Endless Republican Primary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rick Santorum&#8217;s campaign is stunningly <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/blogs\/politics\/2012\/03\/santorum-will-face-more-ballot-delegate-problems\/\">inept in its failure to qualify for sundry ballots.<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know that Santorum&#8217;s campaign is woefully under-funded.  And that he never expected to get this far.  But at some point, I can&#8217;t help wondering whether Santorum is using the faith-based method of ballot qualification.<\/p>\n<p>Of course all this begs the question: Why the heck can&#8217;t Mitt Romney finish him off?<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To An Endless Republican Primary<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Rick Santorum&#8217;s campaign is inept,<br \/>\nUnder-funded, abysmally prepped.<br \/>\nYet the contest is split:<br \/>\nHairline wins made by Mitt<br \/>\nWhere the Gov should have easily swept.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rick Santorum&#8217;s campaign is stunningly inept in its failure to qualify for sundry ballots. Yes, I know that Santorum&#8217;s campaign is woefully under-funded. And that he never expected to get this far. But at some point, I can&#8217;t help wondering whether Santorum is using the faith-based method of ballot qualification. Of course all this begs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,21,20,126,6,7,3,9,1221],"tags":[1875,2786,2764,1876,1250,354,1357,2877],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6773"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6773"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6787,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6773\/revisions\/6787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}