{"id":6763,"date":"2012-03-07T20:41:29","date_gmt":"2012-03-08T00:41:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=6763"},"modified":"2012-03-08T01:28:30","modified_gmt":"2012-03-08T05:28:30","slug":"mitt-romney-dog-election-satire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/03\/07\/mitt-romney-dog-election-satire\/","title":{"rendered":"What Romney Wants, What He Really, Really Wants (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What Romney Wants, What He Really, Really Wants (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Mitt Romney would love all this over:<br \/>\nNomination sewn up, in like clover,<br \/>\nAll primed for a fight<br \/>\nTo be Prez with the right<br \/>\nTo ride <em>Limo One<\/em> topped with Rover.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What Romney Wants, What He Really, Really Wants (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Mitt Romney would love all this over: Nomination sewn up, in like clover, All primed for a fight To be Prez with the right To ride Limo One topped with Rover.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,21,20,126,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[1873,2786,2764,627,1871,1250,1872,1874],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6763"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6763"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6763\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6772,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6763\/revisions\/6772"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}