{"id":6609,"date":"2012-02-24T17:24:53","date_gmt":"2012-02-24T21:24:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=6609"},"modified":"2012-02-24T18:19:39","modified_gmt":"2012-02-24T22:19:39","slug":"bar-mitzvah-joseph-smith","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/02\/24\/bar-mitzvah-joseph-smith\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another Modest Mormon Proposal (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing in the spirit of turnabout (for <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Baptism_for_the_dead\">LDS&#8217;s dead Jews conversion practice<\/a>) is fair play: <\/p>\n<p>Yet Another Modest Mormon Proposal<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I wonder what Mormons would do<br \/>\nIf their dead were converted to Jew.<br \/>\nWould they think it okay<br \/>\nSince their dead could say, &#8220;Nay!&#8221;?<br \/>\nOr perhaps get a lawyer and sue.<\/p>\n<p>(Related Post: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/02\/23\/convert-dead-mormons-to-gay\/\">A Modest Mormon Proposal (Limerick)<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing in the spirit of turnabout (for LDS&#8217;s dead Jews conversion practice) is fair play: Yet Another Modest Mormon Proposal By Madeleine Begun Kane I wonder what Mormons would do If their dead were converted to Jew. Would they think it okay Since their dead could say, &#8220;Nay!&#8221;? Or perhaps get a lawyer and sue. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,6,7,3,152],"tags":[1847,1846,1013,1845,1844,1843,1053,2808],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6609"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6609"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6636,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6609\/revisions\/6636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}