{"id":6602,"date":"2012-02-23T19:03:40","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T23:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=6602"},"modified":"2012-02-24T17:14:06","modified_gmt":"2012-02-24T21:14:06","slug":"convert-dead-mormons-to-gay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/02\/23\/convert-dead-mormons-to-gay\/","title":{"rendered":"A Modest Mormon Proposal (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know who&#8217;s behind this site, but it&#8217;s hilarious: <a href=\"http:\/\/alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com\/\">All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay<\/a>. All you have to do is &#8220;enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they&#8217;re gay for eternity.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m please to report that &#8220;Holocaust victims are not eligible for conversion.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a limerick in honor of this wonderful site:<\/p>\n<p>A Modest Mormon Proposal<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Tell Mormons they ought not to prey<br \/>\nOn the dead by converting them. Nay!<br \/>\nAnd just to be clear,<br \/>\nSimply <a href=\"http:\/\/alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com\/\">click over here<\/a><br \/>\nAnd convert a dead Mormon to &#8220;gay.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know who&#8217;s behind this site, but it&#8217;s hilarious: All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay. All you have to do is &#8220;enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they&#8217;re gay for eternity.&#8221; I&#8217;m please to report that &#8220;Holocaust victims are not eligible for conversion.&#8221; Here&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,7,3,152],"tags":[1847,774,1225,1845,1844,1843,1053,2808],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6602"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6602"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6629,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6602\/revisions\/6629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}