{"id":6562,"date":"2012-02-21T18:19:56","date_gmt":"2012-02-21T22:19:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=6562"},"modified":"2012-02-21T18:19:56","modified_gmt":"2012-02-21T22:19:56","slug":"chastity-belt-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/02\/21\/chastity-belt-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Chastity Chase (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I see a title like this, I pretty  much have to write a limerick: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/online\/daily\/2012\/02\/birth-control-debate-santorum-obama-chastity-belt\">Santorum Good for Chastity-Belt Sales? Manufacturer Says, \u201cWe\u2019ve Had a Boost\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Chastity Chase (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s good news for Republican men:<br \/>\nYou can guard against gals with a yen<br \/>\nFor sex you deem evil<br \/>\nWith something primeval:<br \/>\nYes chastity belts &#8212; Curb your hen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I see a title like this, I pretty much have to write a limerick: Santorum Good for Chastity-Belt Sales? Manufacturer Says, \u201cWe\u2019ve Had a Boost\u201d The Chastity Chase (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Here&#8217;s good news for Republican men: You can guard against gals with a yen For sex you deem evil With something [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[182,1820,72,25,1754,21,121,20,52,6,7,3,9,1221],"tags":[1755,2786,1830,2909,2764,839,2763,375,702,2877,1208],"class_list":["post-6562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abortion-rights","category-birth-control-humor","category-campaign-humor","category-constitution-humor","category-contraception-humor","category-election-satire","category-feminism-humor","category-gop-humor","category-health-satire","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-rick-santorum","tag-birth-control-limerick","tag-campaign-humor","tag-chastity-belts","tag-contraception-humor","tag-election-satire","tag-feminist-limerick","tag-gop-humor","tag-health-care","tag-republicans-humor","tag-rick-santorum","tag-sexist-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6562"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6577,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6562\/revisions\/6577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}