{"id":629,"date":"2009-02-13T02:31:46","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T06:31:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=629"},"modified":"2009-02-13T06:15:16","modified_gmt":"2009-02-13T10:15:16","slug":"obama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/02\/13\/obama\/","title":{"rendered":"Obama Hasn&#8217;t Fixed Everything Yet?  What&#8217;s Taking Him So Long?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t decide whether Bret Stephens is nuts or just a really bad satirist.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m referring to his <a href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article\/SB123422514997765617.html\">Wall Street Journal column entitled <em>Obama&#8217;s Charm Isn&#8217;t Working Wonders Abroad<\/em>,<\/a> in which he recites a litany of foreign policy problems and wonders why Obama hasn&#8217;t solved them all yet.  After all, it&#8217;s been twenty-one whole days!<\/p>\n<p>Both <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonmonthly.com\/archives\/individual\/2009_02\/016843.php\">Steve Benen<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/nomoremister.blogspot.com\/2009\/02\/what-three-weeks-and-no-world-peace-yet.html\">Steve M.<\/a> assume Stephens suffers from unrealistic expectations. <\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m wondering whether Stephens is trying to pass sarcasm off as satire.  <\/p>\n<p>And that brings me to my latest limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Obama Hasn&#8217;t Fixed Everything Yet?  What&#8217;s Taking Him So Long?<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Poor Bret is beginning to fret<br \/>\nCuz our enemies still are a threat.<br \/>\nAnd Barack (he critiques)<br \/>\nHas been prez three whole weeks.<br \/>\nIf this isn&#8217;t a spoof, get a net!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t decide whether Bret Stephens is nuts or just a really bad satirist. I&#8217;m referring to his Wall Street Journal column entitled Obama&#8217;s Charm Isn&#8217;t Working Wonders Abroad, in which he recites a litany of foreign policy problems and wonders why Obama hasn&#8217;t solved them all yet. After all, it&#8217;s been twenty-one whole days! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[95,38,20,26,154,6,7,3,9],"tags":[485,487,486,2771,489,204,200,329,222,392],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=629"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":644,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629\/revisions\/644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}