{"id":6222,"date":"2012-01-19T17:16:07","date_gmt":"2012-01-19T21:16:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=6222"},"modified":"2012-01-19T17:16:07","modified_gmt":"2012-01-19T21:16:07","slug":"funny-haiku-politics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/01\/19\/funny-haiku-politics\/","title":{"rendered":"Political Haiku Quartet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you&#8217;re asking<br \/>\nwhy Rick Perry has dropped out:<br \/>\nDonors talked Turkey.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>My head is spinning<br \/>\nfrom Republican debates.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m begging &#8212; please stop!<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>View pols with caution.<br \/>\nReview records and viewpoints.<br \/>\nBehold all the lies.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Brilliance from pols?<br \/>\nNo reason to expect it.<br \/>\nSaneness would be nice.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you&#8217;re asking why Rick Perry has dropped out: Donors talked Turkey. ***** My head is spinning from Republican debates. I&#8217;m begging &#8212; please stop! ***** View pols with caution. Review records and viewpoints. Behold all the lies. ***** Brilliance from pols? No reason to expect it. Saneness would be nice. *****<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,21,20,7,3,9,635],"tags":[1473,192,194,1461,1508,1506,1784,2845,1781],"class_list":["post-6222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-rick-perry","tag-campaign-funds","tag-campaign-satire","tag-election-humor","tag-fund-raising","tag-political-haiku-senryu","tag-politicians","tag-republican-debates","tag-rick-perry","tag-turkey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6222"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6226,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6222\/revisions\/6226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}