{"id":6123,"date":"2012-01-10T01:37:41","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T05:37:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=6123"},"modified":"2012-01-10T01:39:22","modified_gmt":"2012-01-10T05:39:22","slug":"mitt-romney-like-fire-people-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/01\/10\/mitt-romney-like-fire-people-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To Mitt “I like being able to fire people” Romney"},"content":{"rendered":"

By now you’ve surely seen Mitt Romney’s \u201cI like being able to fire people\u201d <\/a>video clip.<\/p>\n

Ode To Mitt “I like being able to fire people” Romney
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

“I like … to fire people,”
\nSaid Mitt Romney, with a smile.
\nThis quote, while out-of-context,
\nWill be sure to irk and rile. <\/p>\n

And well it should: The pleasure
\nMitt conveys with eyes aglow
\nReveals that Mitt seems happy
\nTelling people, “Time to go.”<\/p>\n

No doubt he’ll claim unfairness:
\nHe meant those who’d earned his boot,
\nAnd ads that use this sound bite
\nAre misleading.<\/em> What a hoot!<\/p>\n

Mitt Romney’s out-of-context ads
\nAre packed with sneaky bile,
\nDefaming his opponents,
\nAnd misleading by a mile.<\/p>\n

It’s Mitt who set the standard:
\nOnce a word’s been said, it’s game.<\/em>
\nSo if context doesn’t matter,
\nHere’s to treating Mitt the same.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By now you’ve surely seen Mitt Romney’s \u201cI like being able to fire people\u201d video clip. Ode To Mitt “I like being able to fire people” Romney By Madeleine Begun Kane “I like … to fire people,” Said Mitt Romney, with a smile. This quote, while out-of-context, Will be sure to irk and rile. And […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,21,20,159,126,46,6,1120,7,3,9,887],"tags":[192,311,194,557,2910,1250,2775,841],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6123"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6123"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6137,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6123\/revisions\/6137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}