{"id":6112,"date":"2012-01-07T19:56:19","date_gmt":"2012-01-07T23:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=6112"},"modified":"2012-01-07T19:56:19","modified_gmt":"2012-01-07T23:56:19","slug":"newt-gingrich-im-not-rich-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/01\/07\/newt-gingrich-im-not-rich-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Newt &#8220;I&#8217;m Not Rich&#8221; Gingrich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During a Laconia, New Hampshire campaign stop, Newt had the audacity to say <a href=\"http:\/\/motherjones.com\/mojo\/2012\/01\/newt-gingrich-im-not-rich\">&#8220;I&#8217;m not rich.&#8221;<\/a> And his wife  Callista helpfully added, &#8220;We have one home.&#8221;  Apparently Newt and I don&#8217;t share the same definition of rich:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This past summer, Gingrich had to file the financial-disclosure form required of presidential candidates. It revealed that he has a net worth of at least $6.7 million and that his income was at least $2.6 million in 2010. That&#8217;s about 65 times the income of the average family of four in the United States. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Newt &#8220;I&#8217;m Not Rich&#8221; Gingrich<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Newt Gingrich would like to be king<br \/>\nAnd is part of the wealthy right-wing.<br \/>\nHe denies that he&#8217;s rich.<br \/>\nJust &#8220;one home&#8221; &#8212; what a bitch!<br \/>\nHe should shorten his surname to &#8220;Ging.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During a Laconia, New Hampshire campaign stop, Newt had the audacity to say &#8220;I&#8217;m not rich.&#8221; And his wife Callista helpfully added, &#8220;We have one home.&#8221; Apparently Newt and I don&#8217;t share the same definition of rich: This past summer, Gingrich had to file the financial-disclosure form required of presidential candidates. It revealed that he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,21,20,519,6,7,3,9],"tags":[1764,192,194,1763,315,729,1760],"class_list":["post-6112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-newt-gingrich-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","tag-callista-gingrich","tag-campaign-satire","tag-election-humor","tag-financial-disclosure","tag-new-hampshire","tag-newt-gingrich","tag-wealth-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6112"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6122,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6112\/revisions\/6122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}