{"id":6063,"date":"2012-01-05T15:49:49","date_gmt":"2012-01-05T19:49:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=6063"},"modified":"2012-01-05T15:51:16","modified_gmt":"2012-01-05T19:51:16","slug":"rick-santorum-contraception-ban-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/01\/05\/rick-santorum-contraception-ban-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Sex-Obsessed Santorum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you were wondering, Rick Santorum still thinks states have the <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/blogs\/politics\/2012\/01\/santorum-explains-06-loss-still-supports-state-right-to-outlaw-contraception\/\">right to outlaw contraception.<\/a>  Why? Because it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/health\/2012\/01\/03\/396516\/santorum-states-should-have-the-right-to-outlaw-birth-control\/\">&#8220;a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Sex-Obsessed Santorum<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Contraception&#8217;s immoral, says Rick,<br \/>\nCuz it licenses sex with a chick<br \/>\nTo whom you ain&#8217;t wed.<br \/>\nSo ban it instead!<br \/>\nVote Santorum: Stop sex that is sick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you were wondering, Rick Santorum still thinks states have the right to outlaw contraception. Why? Because it&#8217;s &#8220;a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.\u201d Limerick Ode To Sex-Obsessed Santorum By Madeleine Begun Kane Contraception&#8217;s immoral, says Rick, Cuz it licenses sex [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,25,1754,21,20,6,7,3,9,1221],"tags":[1755,192,307,2909,194,2877,2902],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6063"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6063"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6072,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6063\/revisions\/6072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}