{"id":5788,"date":"2011-11-25T18:41:17","date_gmt":"2011-11-25T22:41:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=5788"},"modified":"2011-11-25T18:41:17","modified_gmt":"2011-11-25T22:41:17","slug":"pepper-spray-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/11\/25\/pepper-spray-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Peppery Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Patrons pepper-spray<br \/>\ntheir fellow store customers.<br \/>\nEmulating cops?<\/p>\n<p>(Yes this really happened at <a href=\"http:\/\/latimesblogs.latimes.com\/nationnow\/2011\/11\/attention-wal-mart-shoppers-and-officers-drop-the-pepper-spray.html\">Wal-Mart<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patrons pepper-spray their fellow store customers. Emulating cops? (Yes this really happened at Wal-Mart.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,1193,71,7],"tags":[1705,474,1013,1703,1706,1704,1707],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5788"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5788"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5798,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5788\/revisions\/5798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}