{"id":5747,"date":"2011-11-01T13:38:23","date_gmt":"2011-11-01T17:38:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=5747"},"modified":"2011-11-01T13:38:23","modified_gmt":"2011-11-01T17:38:23","slug":"halloween-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/11\/01\/halloween-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I posted this Halloween Haiku on Facebook yesterday, but forgot to post it here:<\/p>\n<p>Who needs Halloween?<br \/>\nI get my share of horror<br \/>\nfrom Republicans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I posted this Halloween Haiku on Facebook yesterday, but forgot to post it here: Who needs Halloween? I get my share of horror from Republicans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,1471,7,3,9],"tags":[1695,277,1352,1508,702],"class_list":["post-5747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gop-humor","category-holidays-humor","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","tag-halloween","tag-holiday-satire","tag-holiday-verse","tag-political-haiku-senryu","tag-republicans-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5747"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5747\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5750,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5747\/revisions\/5750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}