{"id":5738,"date":"2011-10-28T16:54:01","date_gmt":"2011-10-28T20:54:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=5738"},"modified":"2011-10-28T16:54:01","modified_gmt":"2011-10-28T20:54:01","slug":"rick-perry-skip-debates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/10\/28\/rick-perry-skip-debates\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another Rick Perry Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rick Perry&#8217;s apparent solution to his inability to debate seems to be: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonmonthly.com\/political-animal\/2011_10\/perry_debates_the_value_of_deb033115.php\">Avoid debates!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yet Another Rick Perry Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A message from Perry&#8217;s team states<br \/>\nHe might skip the remaining debates.<br \/>\nStay in hiding and pout<br \/>\nWhen you can&#8217;t win a bout?<br \/>\nMore cratering poll news awaits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rick Perry&#8217;s apparent solution to his inability to debate seems to be: Avoid debates! Yet Another Rick Perry Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A message from Perry&#8217;s team states He might skip the remaining debates. Stay in hiding and pout When you can&#8217;t win a bout? More cratering poll news awaits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,124,21,20,6,7,3,9,635,17],"tags":[192,325,194,702,2845],"class_list":["post-5738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-debate-humor","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-rick-perry","category-white-house","tag-campaign-satire","tag-debate-limerick","tag-election-humor","tag-republicans-humor","tag-rick-perry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5738"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5743,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5738\/revisions\/5743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}