{"id":5714,"date":"2011-10-26T19:09:09","date_gmt":"2011-10-26T23:09:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=5714"},"modified":"2011-10-26T23:40:38","modified_gmt":"2011-10-27T03:40:38","slug":"rick-perry-humo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/10\/26\/rick-perry-humo\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode to Clueless Rick Perry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Rick Perry is having a rough time.  First, he&#8217;s forced to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tampabay.com\/blogs\/the-buzz-florida-politics\/content\/rick-perry-obama-american-citizen\">walk back<\/a>  his pro-Birther <a href=\"http:\/\/firstread.msnbc.msn.com\/_news\/2011\/10\/26\/8495530-perry-walks-back-birther-comments-says-he-has-no-doubt-obamas-a-citizen\">&#8220;I don&#8217;t have a clue about &#8230; what his birth certificate says&#8221;<\/a> comments.  Next, he&#8217;s reduced to silence on Fox Business when told <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=V3eWnSOS-fU\">he sounds &#8220;like one of those Occupy Wall Streeters.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Clueless Rick Perry<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Perry&#8217;s <em>not-a-clue<\/em> line caused ado.<br \/>\nAnti-Birthers are starting to stew.<br \/>\nBut in Perry&#8217;s behalf,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not really a gaffe<br \/>\nCuz it&#8217;s true: Perry <b>hasn&#8217;t<\/b> a clue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Rick Perry is having a rough time. First, he&#8217;s forced to walk back his pro-Birther &#8220;I don&#8217;t have a clue about &#8230; what his birth certificate says&#8221; comments. Next, he&#8217;s reduced to silence on Fox Business when told he sounds &#8220;like one of those Occupy Wall Streeters.&#8221; Limerick Ode To Clueless Rick Perry By [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,1358,72,21,585,20,26,1689,6,7,3,9,635,611,17,69],"tags":[2792,811,192,516,194,1688,814,2905,1690,2845],"class_list":["post-5714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-birther-humor","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-fox-news-humor","category-gop-humor","category-media-satire","category-occupy-wall-street","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-rick-perry","category-texas-humor","category-white-house","category-wingnuts","tag-barack-obama","tag-birthers","tag-campaign-satire","tag-economy","tag-election-humor","tag-fox-business","tag-obamas-birth-certificate","tag-occupy-wall-street","tag-ows","tag-rick-perry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5714"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5737,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5714\/revisions\/5737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}