{"id":5669,"date":"2011-10-10T03:28:18","date_gmt":"2011-10-10T07:28:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=5669"},"modified":"2011-10-10T03:30:56","modified_gmt":"2011-10-10T07:30:56","slug":"herman-cain-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/10\/10\/herman-cain-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Herman Cain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Herman Cain was interviewed by  CBN&#8217;s David Brody and uttered this priceless quote regarding his <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.cbn.com\/thebrodyfile\/archive\/2011\/10\/08\/exclusive-hermain-cain-feeling-like-moses-and-ready-for-media.aspx\">readiness for &#8220;gotcha questions:&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p> \u201cWhen they ask me who\u2019s the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I\u2019m going to say you know, I don\u2019t know. Do you know? And then I\u2019m going to say how\u2019s that going to create one job?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Herman Cain<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Herman Cain has an answer he&#8217;ll lob<br \/>\nAt the press in a weave and a bob:<br \/>\nWhen he&#8217;s gotcha-ness leery<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll sneer at the query,<br \/>\n&#8220;How\u2019s that going to create one job?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Herman Cain was interviewed by CBN&#8217;s David Brody and uttered this priceless quote regarding his readiness for &#8220;gotcha questions:&#8221; \u201cWhen they ask me who\u2019s the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I\u2019m going to say you know, I don\u2019t know. Do you know? And then I\u2019m going to say how\u2019s that going to create one job?\u201d Limerick Ode [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,21,20,1616,26,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[192,1685,1686,1684,194,1598,2901,275,1357],"class_list":["post-5669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-herman-cain","category-media-satire","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-campaign-satire","tag-cbn","tag-christian-broadcasting-network","tag-david-brody","tag-election-humor","tag-gotcha-questions","tag-herman-cain","tag-media-humor","tag-republican-primary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5669"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5678,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669\/revisions\/5678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}