{"id":5661,"date":"2011-10-08T16:13:01","date_gmt":"2011-10-08T20:13:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=5661"},"modified":"2011-10-08T16:13:01","modified_gmt":"2011-10-08T20:13:01","slug":"presidential-election-satire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/10\/08\/presidential-election-satire\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To the GOP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow! President Obama is a closet limerick writer!  Check out this poem &#8220;rescued&#8221; from the Oval Office trash:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To the GOP By Barack Obama<br \/>\n&#8220;Rescued&#8221; By Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Republicans, thanks for your slate<br \/>\nOf possible pols to debate.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been worried as hell.<br \/>\nNow you&#8217;ve made my hopes swell,<br \/>\nCuz my years here may well grow to eight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow! President Obama is a closet limerick writer! Check out this poem &#8220;rescued&#8221; from the Oval Office trash: Limerick Ode To the GOP By Barack Obama &#8220;Rescued&#8221; By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Republicans, thanks for your slate Of possible pols to debate. I&#8217;ve been worried as hell. Now you&#8217;ve made my hopes swell, Cuz my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[95,72,21,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2792,192,194,2763,589,347,702,2761],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5661"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5661"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5668,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5661\/revisions\/5668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}