{"id":5517,"date":"2011-09-13T18:25:42","date_gmt":"2011-09-13T22:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=5517"},"modified":"2011-09-14T00:09:58","modified_gmt":"2011-09-14T04:09:58","slug":"political-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/09\/13\/political-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Political Haiku Trio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As pandering pols<br \/>\nromance the Tea Partiers,<br \/>\nthey imbibe madness.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Tea Party blood lust:<br \/>\nLeave uninsured man to die &#8212;<br \/>\nGOP scares me.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Republican pols<br \/>\ncater to greedy donors&#8212;<br \/>\nputting people last.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>(For more haiku, check out <a href=\"http:\/\/youknowthatblog.com\/2011\/09\/14\/sensational-haiku-wednesday-116\/\">Sensational Haiku Wednesday<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As pandering pols romance the Tea Partiers, they imbibe madness. ***** Tea Party blood lust: Leave uninsured man to die &#8212; GOP scares me. ***** Republican pols cater to greedy donors&#8212; putting people last. ***** (For more haiku, check out Sensational Haiku Wednesday.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,21,20,5,73,9,184],"tags":[192,194,2763,219,1102,1508,702,1663,1664],"class_list":["post-5517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-news-haiku","category-political-humor-books","category-republicans","category-rnc-humor","tag-campaign-satire","tag-election-humor","tag-gop-humor","tag-greed","tag-pandering","tag-political-haiku-senryu","tag-republicans-humor","tag-tea-party","tag-uninsured"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5517"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5533,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5517\/revisions\/5533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}