Here are three more debt ceiling limericks:<\/p>\n
Our nation’s in trouble galore,
\nAnd the last thing we need is some more.
\nYet pols in DC
\nFeel free to decree
\n“I shall get what I want. This is war.”<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
I have many large bills to defray,
\nBut our debt ceiling says we can’t pay.
\n“Increase me,” it squeals,
\nBut my wife says, “No deals!
\nWe’ll default. It’s the Washington way.”<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
As the pols in DC vent their spleen
\nOver actions that should be routine,
\nOur land’s on the brink
\nOf a crisis some think
\nWas created on purpose. Obscene!<\/p>\n
*******<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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