Limerick Ode To Newt Gingrich
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
Here’s some news that inspires a laugh: UPDATE: Was my “giraffe” reference too obscure? For those who don’t know what it refers to, just follow the link in the last line of my limerick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Limerick Ode To Newt Gingrich By Madeleine Begun Kane Here’s some news that inspires a laugh: Newt Gingrich has lost his main staff. They quit him en masse. (Do they think him an ass?) Newt’s so peeved, he may shoot a giraffe. UPDATE: Was my “giraffe” reference too obscure? For those who don’t know what […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,21,519,6],"tags":[192,194,1611,729,347,702],"class_list":["post-5131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-newt-gingrich-humor","category-political-limericks","tag-campaign-satire","tag-election-humor","tag-giraffe-hunting","tag-newt-gingrich","tag-presidential-campaign-humor","tag-republicans-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5131"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5143,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5131\/revisions\/5143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nNewt Gingrich has lost his main staff.
\nThey quit him en masse.<\/a>
\n(Do they think him an ass?)
\nNewt’s so peeved, he may shoot a giraffe.<\/a><\/p>\n