{"id":5046,"date":"2011-05-19T17:34:04","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T21:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=5046"},"modified":"2011-05-19T17:59:46","modified_gmt":"2011-05-19T21:59:46","slug":"newt-gingrich-paul-ryan-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/05\/19\/newt-gingrich-paul-ryan-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To Newt Gingrich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Newt Gingrich is still out on his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonmonthly.com\/political-animal\/2011_05\/dear_newt_stop_digging029701.php\"><em>I didn&#8217;t say what I said tour<\/em>.<\/a> He even tried to get back in <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.ajc.com\/political-insider-jim-galloway\/2011\/05\/19\/newt-gingrich-to-rush-limbaugh-criticism-of-paul-ryan-it-didnt-happen\/\">Rush Limbaugh&#8217;s good graces<\/a> by claiming his <em>Meet The Press<\/em> Paul Ryan plan comments had nothing to do with Paul Ryan or his plan.<\/p>\n<p>Open Limerick To Newt Gingrich<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Newt, campaign&#8217;s over &#8212; fini!<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll admit it &#8212; I say this with glee.<br \/>\nYou insulted Paul Ryan,<br \/>\nAnd nobody&#8217;s buyin&#8217;<br \/>\nYour stories &#8212; you&#8217;re <strong>no<\/strong> nominee.<\/p>\n<p>(Lots <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/category\/newt-gingrich-humor\/\">more Newt Gingrich humor here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Newt Gingrich is still out on his I didn&#8217;t say what I said tour. He even tried to get back in Rush Limbaugh&#8217;s good graces by claiming his Meet The Press Paul Ryan plan comments had nothing to do with Paul Ryan or his plan. Open Limerick To Newt Gingrich By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,21,519,1481,6,51],"tags":[192,194,729,2891,347,2776],"class_list":["post-5046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-newt-gingrich-humor","category-paul-ryan","category-political-limericks","category-rush-limbaugh","tag-campaign-satire","tag-election-humor","tag-newt-gingrich","tag-paul-ryan","tag-presidential-campaign-humor","tag-rush-limbaugh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5046"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5057,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5046\/revisions\/5057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}