{"id":5011,"date":"2011-05-17T18:04:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T22:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=5011"},"modified":"2011-05-17T18:04:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-17T22:04:00","slug":"newt-gingrich-implodes-humor-reboot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/05\/17\/newt-gingrich-implodes-humor-reboot\/","title":{"rendered":"Newt Already Needs A Reboot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Newt Gingrich&#8217;s presidential campaign is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/stories\/0511\/55125.html\">imploding<\/a> with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/articles\/267389\/newt-unreliable-rich-lowry\">breathtaking<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonmonthly.com\/political-animal\/2011_05\/gingrich_blames_gotcha_questio029640.php\">speed<\/a>.  So he&#8217;s earned himself yet another limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Newt Already Needs A Reboot<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Newt, you&#8217;ve imploded too fast.<br \/>\nAnd I fear that I&#8217;m rather aghast.<br \/>\nCuz a drawn out campaign<br \/>\nWould sure entertain.<br \/>\nBut you&#8217;ve screwed up too quickly to last.<\/p>\n<p>(More <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/category\/newt-gingrich-humor\/\">Newt Gingrich limericks<\/a> here)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Newt Gingrich&#8217;s presidential campaign is imploding with breathtaking speed. So he&#8217;s earned himself yet another limerick: Newt Already Needs A Reboot By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Newt, you&#8217;ve imploded too fast. And I fear that I&#8217;m rather aghast. Cuz a drawn out campaign Would sure entertain. But you&#8217;ve screwed up too quickly to last. (More [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,21,519,6,7,3],"tags":[192,194,729,347],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5011"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5011"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5022,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5011\/revisions\/5022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}