{"id":4933,"date":"2011-05-16T14:37:42","date_gmt":"2011-05-16T18:37:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=4933"},"modified":"2011-05-16T14:37:42","modified_gmt":"2011-05-16T18:37:42","slug":"donald-trump-germaphobe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/05\/16\/donald-trump-germaphobe\/","title":{"rendered":"Donald&#8217;s Trumped Up Campaign"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Surprise, surprise &#8212; Donald Trump has announced <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonmonthly.com\/political-animal\/2011_05\/trump_announces_hes_not_runnin029600.php\">he isn&#8217;t running for president.<\/a>  Of course there&#8217;s no way Donald Trump was ever going to seek the presidency &#8212; the man&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/online\/daily\/2011\/05\/exclusive-is-donald-trump-marketing-a-trump-brand-2012-hand-sanitizer.html\">self-described germaphobe<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Donald&#8217;s Trumped Up Campaign<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Were you hoping for President Trump?<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a hurdle he simply can&#8217;t jump:<br \/>\nThe hand-shaking mob &#8212;<br \/>\nOn the stump, that&#8217;s his job.<br \/>\nAnd a hand is a germ-laden sump.<\/p>\n<p>(More <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/tag\/donald-trump\/\">Donald Trump humor<\/a> here.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Surprise, surprise &#8212; Donald Trump has announced he isn&#8217;t running for president. Of course there&#8217;s no way Donald Trump was ever going to seek the presidency &#8212; the man&#8217;s a self-described germaphobe. Donald&#8217;s Trumped Up Campaign By Madeleine Begun Kane Were you hoping for President Trump? There&#8217;s a hurdle he simply can&#8217;t jump: The hand-shaking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,21,6],"tags":[2897,1597,354],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4933"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4933"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4933\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5010,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4933\/revisions\/5010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}