{"id":4865,"date":"2011-04-22T17:23:21","date_gmt":"2011-04-22T21:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=4865"},"modified":"2011-04-23T23:28:31","modified_gmt":"2011-04-24T03:28:31","slug":"birthers-romney-trump-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/04\/22\/birthers-romney-trump-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To Birthers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey Birthers, in between mouthing off about Obama and demanding the already-furnished proof that Obama was born in the U.S., I have a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/politics\/archive\/2011\/04\/wheres-mitt-romneys-birth-certificate\/237323\/\">fun new assignment for you:<\/a>  How about ranting about Mitt Romney and demanding Romney&#8217;s elusive certificate of live birth? <\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the matter Donald &#8220;Birther&#8221; Trump?  Can&#8217;t you afford any more investigators?<\/p>\n<p>Open Limerick To Birthers<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Certifiable birth record pests<br \/>\nKeep beating their paranoid chests.<br \/>\nYet they don&#8217;t have a fit<br \/>\nOver Romney, yes Mitt &#8212;<br \/>\nWhere&#8217;s their int&#8217;rest in Mitt-record quests?<\/p>\n<p>Author&#8217;s Note: For the record (and for the sarcasm-challenged) I&#8217;m confident that both Obama and Romney were born in the United States.  <\/p>\n<p>(You can find <a href=\"http:\/\/haiku-heights.blogspot.com\/2011\/04\/prompt-40-born.html\">born-related haiku<\/a> here.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey Birthers, in between mouthing off about Obama and demanding the already-furnished proof that Obama was born in the U.S., I have a fun new assignment for you: How about ranting about Mitt Romney and demanding Romney&#8217;s elusive certificate of live birth? What&#8217;s the matter Donald &#8220;Birther&#8221; Trump? Can&#8217;t you afford any more investigators? Open [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[95,1358,1550,126,6,7,3,69],"tags":[2792,811,1577,2897,1250,814,329],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4865"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4865"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4915,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4865\/revisions\/4915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}