{"id":4841,"date":"2011-04-12T05:37:57","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T09:37:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=4841"},"modified":"2011-04-12T13:49:08","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T17:49:08","slug":"obama-terrible-negotiator-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/04\/12\/obama-terrible-negotiator-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To President Obama"},"content":{"rendered":"

Open Limerick To President Obama
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

Dear Obama, I’m shocked and appalled
\nBy your deal-making prowess (so-called).
\nYou could turn a royal flush
\nInto leftover mush.
\nYour message? “I love being mauled.”<\/p>\n

(Related Post: Premature Concession Syndrome — A Remedial Limerick<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Open Limerick To President Obama By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Obama, I’m shocked and appalled By your deal-making prowess (so-called). You could turn a royal flush Into leftover mush. Your message? “I love being mauled.” (Related Post: Premature Concession Syndrome — A Remedial Limerick)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[185,95,114,11,6,17],"tags":[1516,457,476,483,1423],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4841"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4841"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4854,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4841\/revisions\/4854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}