{"id":4608,"date":"2011-03-03T19:39:41","date_gmt":"2011-03-03T23:39:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=4608"},"modified":"2011-03-31T00:51:35","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T04:51:35","slug":"newt-gingrich-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/03\/03\/newt-gingrich-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Run, Newt, Run!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh goody &#8212; Newt <a href=\"http:\/\/newtexplore2012.com\/\">Gingrich is exploring<\/a> the possibility of maybe, conceivably <a href=\"http:\/\/politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com\/2011\/03\/03\/gingrich-affirms-presidential-intentions\/\">running for president<\/a>.  Either that, or it&#8217;s yet another of his book publicity stunts:<\/p>\n<p>Run, Newt, Run! (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Newt, I don&#8217;t care if you run&#8212;<br \/>\nChanged my mind &#8212; a Newt run would be fun.<br \/>\nYour divorces and scams<br \/>\nAnd your ethical jams&#8212;<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t wait to see just how they&#8217;re spun.<\/p>\n<p>(More <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/category\/newt-gingrich-humor\/\">Newt Gingrich humor here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh goody &#8212; Newt Gingrich is exploring the possibility of maybe, conceivably running for president. Either that, or it&#8217;s yet another of his book publicity stunts: Run, Newt, Run! (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Newt, I don&#8217;t care if you run&#8212; Changed my mind &#8212; a Newt run would be fun. Your divorces and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,21,641,20,519,6,7,3,1551,9,17],"tags":[192,194,1527,729,347],"class_list":["post-4608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-family-values-humor","category-gop-humor","category-newt-gingrich-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-publicity-hounds","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-campaign-satire","tag-election-humor","tag-election-limerick","tag-newt-gingrich","tag-presidential-campaign-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4608"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4770,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4608\/revisions\/4770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}