{"id":4589,"date":"2011-02-19T17:27:35","date_gmt":"2011-02-19T21:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=4589"},"modified":"2011-02-19T17:27:35","modified_gmt":"2011-02-19T21:27:35","slug":"depressing-news-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/02\/19\/depressing-news-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"A Satirist&#8217;s Lament"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Satirist&#8217;s Lament<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Tell me, what should I do when the news<br \/>\nIs so tragic, it gives me the blues?<br \/>\nThough my job is to mock it,<br \/>\nI just want to block it<br \/>\nAnd shield my poor overwrought muse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Satirist&#8217;s Lament By Madeleine Begun Kane Tell me, what should I do when the news Is so tragic, it gives me the blues? Though my job is to mock it, I just want to block it And shield my poor overwrought muse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,6,7,3,111],"tags":[1520,1521,1519,2749,1497,1518],"class_list":["post-4589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media-satire","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-scary-news","tag-depressing-news","tag-news-mockery","tag-political-limerick","tag-politics","tag-writing-publishing-humor","tag-writing-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4589"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4594,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4589\/revisions\/4594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}