{"id":4581,"date":"2011-02-17T06:32:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-17T10:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=4581"},"modified":"2011-02-17T06:32:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-17T10:32:00","slug":"boehner-so-be-it-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/02\/17\/boehner-so-be-it-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To John &#8220;So Be It&#8221; Boehner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No doubt you&#8217;ve heard about John Boehner&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonmonthly.com\/archives\/individual\/2011_02\/028008.php\">&#8220;so be it&#8221;<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/voices.washingtonpost.com\/federal-eye\/2011\/02\/john_boehner_if_federal_jobs_a.html\">nonchalant reaction to the loss of federal jobs.<\/a> It seems Boehner&#8217;s finished <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2010\/12\/16\/boehner-crocodile-tears\/\">feigning compassion<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>This calls for a limerick, don&#8217;t you think?<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To John &#8220;So Be It&#8221; Boehner<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Boehner&#8217;s known for his grief-stricken sobs,<br \/>\nFor emoting through loose tear duct knobs.<br \/>\nYet his eyes remain dry,<br \/>\nHe refuses to cry<br \/>\nFor Americans losing their jobs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No doubt you&#8217;ve heard about John Boehner&#8217;s &#8220;so be it&#8221; nonchalant reaction to the loss of federal jobs. It seems Boehner&#8217;s finished feigning compassion. This calls for a limerick, don&#8217;t you think? Limerick Ode To John &#8220;So Be It&#8221; Boehner By Madeleine Begun Kane Boehner&#8217;s known for his grief-stricken sobs, For emoting through loose tear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,114,20,1186,36,1193,6,7,3,9,45],"tags":[1516,516,1297,557,1515,1517,2769,702],"class_list":["post-4581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-economy-humor","category-fiscal-policy","category-gop-humor","category-government-services","category-john-boehner","category-money-finance-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-tax-budget-humor","tag-budget-cuts","tag-economy","tag-empathy","tag-employment","tag-federal-jobs","tag-jobs","tag-john-boehner","tag-republicans-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4581"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4588,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4581\/revisions\/4588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}