{"id":4578,"date":"2011-03-01T16:39:52","date_gmt":"2011-03-01T20:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=4578"},"modified":"2011-03-03T13:49:59","modified_gmt":"2011-03-03T17:49:59","slug":"political-senryu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/03\/01\/political-senryu\/","title":{"rendered":"Political Haiku Quartet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonmonthly.com\/archives\/individual\/2011_03\/028233.php\">Styrofoam<\/a> is back.<br \/>\n&#8220;Green the Capitol&#8221; is gone.<br \/>\nJob, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs?<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Rotund <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/bonnie-fuller\/shut-up-rush-limbaugh-sto_b_827347.html\">Rush Limbaugh<\/a><br \/>\nsays Michelle Obama&#8217;s fat&#8212;<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s hard to swallow.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Freedom from taxes<br \/>\ndemanded by those who crave<br \/>\nwhat taxes give them.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>The mental midget<br \/>\nmentioned an affinity<br \/>\nwith Rush &#8212; no surprise.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Showing up to vote&#8212;<br \/>\na yearly exercise in<br \/>\nunrequited hope.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>(More <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/02\/12\/political-haiku-senryu\/\">political haiku<\/a> here. And more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/category\/rush-limbaugh\/\">Rush Limbaugh humor here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Styrofoam is back. &#8220;Green the Capitol&#8221; is gone. Job, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs? ***** Rotund Rush Limbaugh says Michelle Obama&#8217;s fat&#8212; that&#8217;s hard to swallow. ***** Freedom from taxes demanded by those who crave what taxes give them. ***** The mental midget mentioned an affinity with Rush &#8212; no surprise. ***** Showing up to vote&#8212; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[44,1314,114,20,14,586,1193,5,71,9,51],"tags":[1522,1525,1507,557,1315,1526,1524,2842,1508,2776,1523,376],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4578"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4578"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4607,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4578\/revisions\/4607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}