{"id":4421,"date":"2011-01-31T20:44:27","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T00:44:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=4421"},"modified":"2011-01-31T20:44:27","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T00:44:27","slug":"sharron-angle-makeup-speech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2011\/01\/31\/sharron-angle-makeup-speech\/","title":{"rendered":"Sharron Angle — You Can’t Make This Up"},"content":{"rendered":"

In case you’ve been wondering what Sharron Angle’s been up to, I’ve got the answer: Senator Harry Reid’s former Republican challenger is giving speeches about makeup.<\/a><\/p>\n

Yes, it’s hard to believe, but true. On January 21st, Angle spoke at a makeup convention<\/a> in Las Vegas. Here’s how SeneGence International’s promotional material described Angle’s talk: <\/p>\n

Sharron will be sharing her beauty and makeup challenges during the campaign and how she overcame them! She had confidence that she would look great with 14 -16 hour days & with numerous appearances daily… so can you!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And that brings me to my latest limerick:<\/p>\n

Sharron Angle — You Can’t Make This Up
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

I vowed that I never would mention
\nSharon Angle again — gives me tension.
\nBut I just can’t resist
\nHer last gig which I missed:
\nA speech at a makeup convention.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In case you’ve been wondering what Sharron Angle’s been up to, I’ve got the answer: Senator Harry Reid’s former Republican challenger is giving speeches about makeup. Yes, it’s hard to believe, but true. On January 21st, Angle spoke at a makeup convention in Las Vegas. Here’s how SeneGence International’s promotional material described Angle’s talk: Sharron […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[153,20,196,792,6,1120,9,69],"tags":[2826,1485,1484,793,1341,1125],"class_list":["post-4421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gender-politics","category-gop-humor","category-harry-reid","category-nevada-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-speeches","category-republicans","category-wingnuts","tag-harry-reid","tag-las-vegas-convention","tag-makeup","tag-nevada","tag-sharron-angle","tag-speeches"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4421"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4430,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4421\/revisions\/4430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}