{"id":44,"date":"2006-10-25T17:49:18","date_gmt":"2006-10-25T21:49:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2006\/10\/25\/leave-no-bewildered-bush-behind-haiku\/"},"modified":"2006-10-25T17:49:18","modified_gmt":"2006-10-25T21:49:18","slug":"leave-no-bewildered-bush-behind-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2006\/10\/25\/leave-no-bewildered-bush-behind-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Leave No Bewildered Bush Behind (Haiku)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Dub,<\/p>\n<p>You seem to be having a tough time telling the <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/nm\/20061024\/pl_nm\/iraq_bush_words_dc_3\">difference between &#8220;tactics&#8221; and &#8220;strategy.&#8221;<\/a> Perhaps this haiku will help:<\/p>\n<p>Tactic: Language games.<br \/>\nStrategy: Deceive voters.<br \/>\nGoal: Win at all cost.\u00a0<br \/>\n[tags]Bush Haiku, Election Humor, Voters, Bush Lies, Language Games, Iraq Strategy, War Tactics, War Goals[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Dub, You seem to be having a tough time telling the difference between &#8220;tactics&#8221; and &#8220;strategy.&#8221; Perhaps this haiku will help: Tactic: Language games. Strategy: Deceive voters. Goal: Win at all cost.\u00a0 [tags]Bush Haiku, Election Humor, Voters, Bush Lies, Language Games, Iraq Strategy, War Tactics, War Goals[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[38,8,20,19,5,7,3,9,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}