{"id":4262,"date":"2010-12-19T18:44:26","date_gmt":"2010-12-19T22:44:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=4262"},"modified":"2011-03-31T00:57:16","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T04:57:16","slug":"john-mccain-dadt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2010\/12\/19\/john-mccain-dadt\/","title":{"rendered":"A Tragic Limerick Ode To John McCain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If John McCain hadn&#8217;t done quite so much damage to our nation, I could almost feel sorry for him.  After all, it&#8217;s hard not to pity  a man who&#8217;s turned into a pathetic shell of a human being.  <\/p>\n<p>McCain&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonmonthly.com\/archives\/individual\/2010_12\/027161.php\"><em>Don&#8217;t Ask Don&#8217;t Tell<\/em> repeal temper tantrum<\/a> is only the latest example of  the sad, ugly person that McCain&#8217;s become:<\/p>\n<p>A Tragic Limerick Ode To John McCain<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>John McCain seems embittered and mean,<br \/>\nActing worse than a badly raised teen.<br \/>\nHis convictions? No more!<br \/>\nJust conniptions galore.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s lost heart, and he&#8217;s left with just spleen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If John McCain hadn&#8217;t done quite so much damage to our nation, I could almost feel sorry for him. After all, it&#8217;s hard not to pity a man who&#8217;s turned into a pathetic shell of a human being. McCain&#8217;s Don&#8217;t Ask Don&#8217;t Tell repeal temper tantrum is only the latest example of the sad, ugly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[771,640,40,11,772,719,154,6,1551,9,12],"tags":[773,2773,776,702,283],"class_list":["post-4262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dont-ask-dont-tell-humor","category-gay-rights","category-john-mccain","category-legislation","category-military-humor","category-national-security-humor","category-political-commentary","category-political-limericks","category-publicity-hounds","category-republicans","category-senate","tag-dadt","tag-john-mccain","tag-military","tag-republicans-humor","tag-us-senate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4262"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4773,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4262\/revisions\/4773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}