{"id":42,"date":"2006-10-25T03:08:27","date_gmt":"2006-10-25T07:08:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2006\/10\/25\/chatty-jack\/"},"modified":"2009-01-08T20:25:55","modified_gmt":"2009-01-09T00:25:55","slug":"chatty-jack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2006\/10\/25\/chatty-jack\/","title":{"rendered":"Chatty Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jack Abramoff has been so\u00a0helpful to the FBI’s widening\u00a0corruption\u00a0investigation,<\/a> that they’ve given him his own desk. I never thought I’d say this, but keep up the great work, Jack!<\/p>\n

And that brings me to my latest limerick:<\/p>\n

Chatty Jack<\/strong>
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

Felon Jack has turned out to be chatty.
\nWere he female, some might call him catty.
\nHe’s been telling great tales,
\nThat could send guys to jail.
\nAnd he’s driving Republicans batty.<\/p>\n

And now for your reading (and viewing) pleasure:<\/p>\n

*** Media Matters on Joe Lieberman and the lazy New York Times.<\/a> (Via Skippy,<\/a> who, like me,<\/a> has started a second blog.)<\/a><\/p>\n

*** Norm can always be counted on to provide video of Keith Olbermann’s great commentary.<\/a> (And speaking of Norm, he’s just launched a forum<\/a>.)\u00a0<\/p>\n

*** From The Specious Report, Rush Limbaugh Denies Going Off Meds to Criticize Fox.<\/a><\/p>\n

*** Don Davis’s GOP Congress To Bush: ‘Don’t Stand So Close To Me’<\/a>.\u00a0<\/p>\n

*** Shakespeare’s Sister observes an interesting phenomena: Boy, those Republicans sure know how to write sex books!<\/a>\u00a0[tags]Jack Abramoff, Republican Corruption, Congressional Corruption, FBI Humor, Justice Department, Criminal Investigation[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jack Abramoff has been so\u00a0helpful to the FBI’s widening\u00a0corruption\u00a0investigation, that they’ve given him his own desk. I never thought I’d say this, but keep up the great work, Jack! And that brings me to my latest limerick: Chatty Jack By Madeleine Begun Kane Felon Jack has turned out to be chatty. Were he female, some […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,49,20,48,6,7,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corruption-humor","category-fbi-humor","category-gop-humor","category-jack-abramoff","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":455,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions\/455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}