{"id":4115,"date":"2010-11-23T17:26:45","date_gmt":"2010-11-23T21:26:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=4115"},"modified":"2010-11-23T17:26:45","modified_gmt":"2010-11-23T21:26:45","slug":"tsa-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2010\/11\/23\/tsa-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"An Open Limerick To Airline Passengers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My open limerick to the traveling public was inspired by this article about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2010\/11\/abc-producer-tsa-patdown-worse-gynecologist\/\">gynecological pat-downs<\/a> and this letter from physicist Rep. Rush Holt, which <a href=\" http:\/\/holt.house.gov\/images\/stories\/TSA_letter_11.19.2010.pdf\">questions the safety of full body scan technology<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>An Open Limerick To Airline Passengers<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Airline riders, it&#8217;s time to speak out.<br \/>\nThe TSA rules we must flout.<br \/>\nRadiation or mauling &#8212;<br \/>\nThey both are appalling.<br \/>\nTo submit gives the terrorists clout.<\/p>\n<p>(You can find my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2010\/11\/16\/tsa-humor\/\">Pat-Down Put-Down limerick here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My open limerick to the traveling public was inspired by this article about gynecological pat-downs and this letter from physicist Rep. Rush Holt, which questions the safety of full body scan technology: An Open Limerick To Airline Passengers By Madeleine Begun Kane Airline riders, it&#8217;s time to speak out. The TSA rules we must flout. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[719,6,7,3,796,132,27,133],"tags":[1454,1451,1453,1452,803,1450,1455,1449],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4115"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4115"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4132,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4115\/revisions\/4132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}