{"id":4080,"date":"2010-11-18T18:15:48","date_gmt":"2010-11-18T22:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=4080"},"modified":"2011-03-31T01:15:48","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T05:15:48","slug":"sarah-palin-bristol-idol-dancing-with-the-stars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2010\/11\/18\/sarah-palin-bristol-idol-dancing-with-the-stars\/","title":{"rendered":"Sarah Palin Edict: Reality show contestants without talent must not compete &#8230; unless their last name is Palin."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, Sarah Palin shows she has no sense of shame or irony.  In her new book <em>America By Heart<\/em>, the woman has the audacity to criticize <em>American Idol <\/em> singers as <a href=\" http:\/\/www.google.com\/hostednews\/ap\/article\/ALeqM5irlwENHjpnIWnhKEQv9bG8K0wq5Q?docId=9248328fa0b64cf0b0073469b6cf50db\">&#8220;talent-deprived&#8221; contestants<\/a> who suffer from &#8220;the cult of self-esteem.&#8221;  Now mind you, this is the very same woman whose talentless daughter Bristol has been making a spectacle of herself on <em>Dancing With The Stars<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>And that brings me to my latest limerick:<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a cult of no-talent, rants Palin.<br \/>\nHow ironic&#8217;s her <em>Idol <\/em>show railin&#8217;!<br \/>\nWith a daughter whose dancing<br \/>\nIs  talentless prancing,<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s next? Bristol&#8217;s<em> Idol<\/em> show wailin&#8217;?<\/p>\n<p>(I have lots more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/category\/sarah-palin\/\">Sarah Palin humor here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, Sarah Palin shows she has no sense of shame or irony. In her new book America By Heart, the woman has the audacity to criticize American Idol singers as &#8220;talent-deprived&#8221; contestants who suffer from &#8220;the cult of self-esteem.&#8221; Now mind you, this is the very same woman whose talentless daughter Bristol has been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,54,212,1551,176,576],"tags":[1083,767,1456,1276,2827,957,2820,220],"class_list":["post-4080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-entertainment-humor","category-irony","category-publicity-hounds","category-sarah-palin","category-television-tv-satire","tag-american-idol","tag-bristol-palin","tag-dancing-with-the-stars","tag-entertainment-satire","tag-irony","tag-reality-tv","tag-sarah-palin","tag-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4080"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4080\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4776,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4080\/revisions\/4776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}