{"id":4047,"date":"2010-11-03T02:01:03","date_gmt":"2010-11-03T06:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=4047"},"modified":"2010-11-03T02:01:03","modified_gmt":"2010-11-03T06:01:03","slug":"election-results-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2010\/11\/03\/election-results-madness\/","title":{"rendered":"Election Results Madness  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/masochistic.m4a\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/audio.gif\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Limerick Audio\"><\/A>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s nearly 2 a.m. here in New York City, and most of the national election news is bleak.  I&#8217;m so upset, I can barely write:<\/p>\n<p>Election Results Madness (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/masochistic.m4a\">Audio Version<\/a>)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m glued to the screen through the night,<br \/>\nWatching Dem after Dem lose our fight.<br \/>\nMasochistic? I guess:<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t stop watching this mess.<br \/>\nWhere the hell is this long tunnel&#8217;s light?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s nearly 2 a.m. here in New York City, and most of the national election news is bleak. I&#8217;m so upset, I can barely write: Election Results Madness (Audio Version) By Madeleine Begun Kane I&#8217;m glued to the screen through the night, Watching Dem after Dem lose our fight. Masochistic? I guess: Can&#8217;t stop watching [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,21,6,7,3],"tags":[192,194,242,1448],"class_list":["post-4047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","tag-campaign-satire","tag-election-humor","tag-election-results","tag-masochism-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4047"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4065,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4047\/revisions\/4065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}