Dear President Obama:<\/p>\n
Please enlighten me. What exactly is your strategy to win back your base and persuade liberals to vote this November?<\/p>\n
Does your plan involve pissing off progressives even more? Does it entail compensating for your lack of strength and progressive vision by blaming progressives for our own apathy?<\/p>\n
If so, then you’re doing a really good job.<\/p>\n
Obama’s Half-Assed Message (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
Dear Obama, you’re right — Dems must vote.
\nBut there’s something I simply must note:
\nYou’re weak and a muck up.
\nDon’t tell your base “Buck up!”
\nAll you’re doing is getting our goat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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