{"id":3702,"date":"2010-09-16T00:43:02","date_gmt":"2010-09-16T04:43:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=3702"},"modified":"2010-09-16T00:50:52","modified_gmt":"2010-09-16T04:50:52","slug":"republican-extremist-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2010\/09\/16\/republican-extremist-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Radical Verse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scary people keep winning Republican primaries. For instance:<\/p>\n<p>* Christine O&#8217;Donnell in Delaware&#8217;s Senate race<br \/>\n* Carl Paladino in New York&#8217;s gubernatorial race<br \/>\n* Joe Miller in Alaska&#8217;s Senate race<br \/>\n* Rand Paul in Kentucky&#8217;s Senate race<br \/>\n* Sharron Angle in Nevada&#8217;s Senate race<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know all about the conventional wisdom &#8212; that Democrats should be happy because these extremist Republicans can&#8217;t win general elections.  But conventional wisdom can sometimes be rather unwise. After all, these candidates weren&#8217;t supposed to win the primaries either. Yet here we are.<\/p>\n<p>That brings me to my latest two-verse limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Radical Verse<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The primaries made it quite clear<br \/>\nThat our nation could lose all that&#8217;s dear.<br \/>\nThe ballots are toted.<br \/>\nRepublicans voted<br \/>\nFor radicals. Dems, please don&#8217;t cheer.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been hearing some &#8220;general&#8221; spin<br \/>\nThat these loons can&#8217;t November&#8217;s vote win.<br \/>\nThis assumption&#8217;s not sound.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re in trouble profound.<br \/>\nWe don&#8217;t fight?  They&#8217;ll be <strong>in<\/strong> &#8230; just like Flynn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scary people keep winning Republican primaries. For instance: * Christine O&#8217;Donnell in Delaware&#8217;s Senate race * Carl Paladino in New York&#8217;s gubernatorial race * Joe Miller in Alaska&#8217;s Senate race * Rand Paul in Kentucky&#8217;s Senate race * Sharron Angle in Nevada&#8217;s Senate race Yes, I know all about the conventional wisdom &#8212; that Democrats [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,20,1182,792,156,154,6,7,3,1317,9,1119,610,69],"tags":[192,2885,2884,1401,194,1400,2880,1357,1341,1177],"class_list":["post-3702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-kentucky-humor","category-nevada-humor","category-new-york-politics","category-political-commentary","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-rand-paul","category-republicans","category-tea-parties","category-voting-satire","category-wingnuts","tag-campaign-satire","tag-carl-paladino","tag-christine-odonnell","tag-conventional-wisdom","tag-election-humor","tag-joe-miller","tag-rand-paul","tag-republican-primary","tag-sharron-angle","tag-tea-party-members"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3702"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3721,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3702\/revisions\/3721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}