Ode To The Garish Katherine Harris (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane\u00a0<\/p>\n
The gal who stole Bush his “election,”
\nNow is spurned like a lethal infection.
\nHer makeup is strange,
\nAnd she acts quite deranged.
\nShe’s the fruit of unnat’ral selection.<\/p>\n
My previous\u00a0Katherine Harris limerick is here.<\/a> And for more\u00a0Katherine Harris humor, don’t miss the Instant Message from Rep. Mark Foley to Sen. Katherine Harris, as channeled by Alan Bisbort<\/a>\u00a0and About.com’s Katherine Harris humor section.<\/a><\/p>\n And speaking of Katherine Harris, I was just invited to appear on a radio show right smack in the middle of Harris’s turf: The Surreal News Show<\/a> on Sarasota, Florida’s WSLR 96.5 LP FM Radio.<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0 My appearance is tentatively scheduled for Friday morning, October 27th, and I’ll post more info once details are finalized.<\/p>\n Oh, I almost forgot — the latest\u00a0 Carnival of the Liberals<\/a> has been posted at World Wide Webers<\/a> and it’s another good one.\u00a0 And be sure to read Don Davis’s very amusing\u00a0The Great ‘Illiterary’ Contest: ‘Name’ The Bush Memoir<\/a>\u00a0and the latest (and always excellent)\u00a0Carnival of Satire<\/a> and to check out The Crisis In Our Nation’s Pants<\/a>.<\/p>\n