{"id":306,"date":"2008-11-22T19:12:21","date_gmt":"2008-11-22T23:12:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=306"},"modified":"2008-11-22T19:12:21","modified_gmt":"2008-11-22T23:12:21","slug":"bush-early-retirement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/11\/22\/bush-early-retirement\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Bush, Doesn&#8217;t Your Brush Need Clearing?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2008\/11\/22\/opinion\/22collins.html?ref=opinion\">The <em>New York Times&#8217;<\/em> Gail Collins<\/a> and so many others, I think Bush and Cheney need to take early retirement. Otherwise, by the time Obama is president, there won&#8217;t be anything left to preside over:<\/p>\n<p>Dear Bush, Doesn&#8217;t Your Brush Need Clearing? (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Dubya, you&#8217;re only success<br \/>\nIs at failure.  Leave early. Egress!<br \/>\nWe have found your replacement,<br \/>\nSo end the debasement.<br \/>\nLet Obama start fixing your mess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like The New York Times&#8217; Gail Collins and so many others, I think Bush and Cheney need to take early retirement. Otherwise, by the time Obama is president, there won&#8217;t be anything left to preside over: Dear Bush, Doesn&#8217;t Your Brush Need Clearing? (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Dubya, you&#8217;re only success Is at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[95,16,8,154,6,17],"tags":[206,207,211,209,200,210,2761],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=306"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":312,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions\/312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}