{"id":3012,"date":"2010-04-06T17:47:12","date_gmt":"2010-04-06T21:47:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=3012"},"modified":"2010-04-06T17:57:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T21:57:00","slug":"unreal-american-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2010\/04\/06\/unreal-american-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"Unreal American Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was glad to see that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2010\/04\/02\/sarah-palins-fox-news-spe_n_524026.html\">Sarah Palin&#8217;s Fox News Special<\/a> did just so-so in the ratings.  And I was amused that her just-pretend interviews with LL Cool J (which ended up being <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2010\/03\/31\/AR2010033103720.html\">pulled<\/a>) and Toby Keith drew objections from her non-interviewees. After all, if you&#8217;re going to do a show called <em>Real American Stories<\/em>,  there should be something &#8230; uh &#8230; real about it.<\/p>\n<p>And now, yet another Sarah Palin limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Unreal American Stories<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Palin&#8217;s show was a snooze on TV.<br \/>\nEven fans did not find it must-see.<br \/>\nPlus pretending to talk<br \/>\nWith celebs made them squawk.<br \/>\nAnd recycling old footage? Ennui!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was glad to see that Sarah Palin&#8217;s Fox News Special did just so-so in the ratings. And I was amused that her just-pretend interviews with LL Cool J (which ended up being pulled) and Toby Keith drew objections from her non-interviewees. After all, if you&#8217;re going to do a show called Real American Stories, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54,585,26,176,576],"tags":[1274,1276,278,1272,275,1275,361,220,1273],"class_list":["post-3012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment-humor","category-fox-news-humor","category-media-satire","category-sarah-palin","category-television-tv-satire","tag-celebrity-satire","tag-entertainment-satire","tag-fox-news","tag-ll-cool-j","tag-media-humor","tag-real-american-stories","tag-sarah-palin-limerick","tag-television","tag-toby-keith"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3012"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3030,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3012\/revisions\/3030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}