{"id":2978,"date":"2010-04-05T02:19:09","date_gmt":"2010-04-05T06:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=2978"},"modified":"2010-04-05T05:51:06","modified_gmt":"2010-04-05T09:51:06","slug":"census-boycott-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2010\/04\/05\/census-boycott-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Senseless About The Census"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Attention unhinged wingnuts: Obama&#8217;s Census illegally invades your privacy!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a paranoid lie of course, but one that was started by Michele Bachmann and her cohorts.  Ironically, it&#8217;s been reducing U.S. Census compliance to the detriment of the very people who are bitching about it. Here&#8217;s Philly Inq&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.philly.com\/philly\/blogs\/americandebate\/The_price_of_paranoia.html\">Dick Polman<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In the kingdom of ignorance, this story reigns: <\/p>\n<p>Anti-government conservatives &#8211; apparently clueless about the history of the country they want to &#8220;take back,&#8221; and willfully believing the Pinocchio whoppers circulated via spam mail, talk radio, and YouTube &#8211; are currently engaged in a fascinating form of protest. Millions are refusing to fill out their 2010 Census forms.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>The trend is so alarming that one Republican congressman, Patrick McHenry of North Carolina, felt compelled yesterday to plead with his right-wing brethren to fill out the forms; as he wrote on redstate.com, the popular conservative site, &#8220;If we do not respond, we will not be counted, and if we are not counted, then we effectively will not exist.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Most notably, he urged his readers not to believe &#8220;the blatant misinformation&#8221; that has been circulated by &#8220;otherwise well-meaning conservatives.&#8221; Which was a polite way of saying, &#8220;Don&#8217;t listen to the liars.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That brings me to my latest limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Senseless About The Census<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Crazed conservative protestors scream:<br \/>\nWe must &#8220;take back&#8221; our nation&#8217;s their theme.<br \/>\nSelf-destructively rash,<br \/>\nThey treat Census like trash.<br \/>\nGood luck with their blockheaded scheme!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Attention unhinged wingnuts: Obama&#8217;s Census illegally invades your privacy! That&#8217;s a paranoid lie of course, but one that was started by Michele Bachmann and her cohorts. Ironically, it&#8217;s been reducing U.S. Census compliance to the detriment of the very people who are bitching about it. Here&#8217;s Philly Inq&#8217;s Dick Polman: In the kingdom of ignorance, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,20,183,6,7,3,796,9,69],"tags":[1268,1269,756,803,2824,1155,2784],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2978"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2978"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2999,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2978\/revisions\/2999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}