{"id":268,"date":"2008-10-27T23:07:06","date_gmt":"2008-10-28T03:07:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/10\/27\/just-call-it-the-mcpettiness-express\/"},"modified":"2008-12-01T20:03:16","modified_gmt":"2008-12-02T00:03:16","slug":"just-call-it-the-mcpettiness-express","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/10\/27\/just-call-it-the-mcpettiness-express\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Call It The McPettiness Express"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a bit late on this.\u00a0 But I was amused to read that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/blogs\/michaelcalderone\/1008\/Why_cant_Klein_get_a_seat.html?showall\">Joe Klein has suffered the same fate as Maureen Dowd<\/a> &#8212; banishment from the McCain \/ Palin planes:<\/p>\n<p>Just Call It The McPettiness Express<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Beware of the wrath of McCain.<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re mean you&#8217;ll be barred from his plane.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll join Klein and Mo Dowd &#8212;<br \/>\nThat non-patriot crowd.<br \/>\nWave goodbye to the &#8220;straight talk&#8221; campaign.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a bit late on this.\u00a0 But I was amused to read that Joe Klein has suffered the same fate as Maureen Dowd &#8212; banishment from the McCain \/ Palin planes: Just Call It The McPettiness Express By Madeleine Begun Kane Beware of the wrath of McCain. If you&#8217;re mean you&#8217;ll be barred from his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,21,40,26,6,176],"tags":[226,227,221,247,2828,233,204,250,253,251,205,222,249,252],"class_list":["post-268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-john-mccain","category-media-satire","category-political-limericks","category-sarah-palin","tag-campaign","tag-election","tag-humor","tag-joe-klein","tag-maureen-dowd","tag-mccain","tag-media","tag-patriots","tag-pettiness","tag-planes","tag-press","tag-satire","tag-straight-talk-express","tag-transportation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":326,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions\/326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}