{"id":265,"date":"2008-10-21T17:06:08","date_gmt":"2008-10-21T21:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/10\/21\/im-a-mcpalin-haiku-hysteria-finalist\/"},"modified":"2008-12-18T17:41:50","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T21:41:50","slug":"im-a-mcpalin-haiku-hysteria-finalist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/10\/21\/im-a-mcpalin-haiku-hysteria-finalist\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m A McPalin Haiku Hysteria Finalist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cool news!\u00a0 Nearly 4000 people submitted haiku to the McPalin Haiku Hysteria contest held by <em>People For The American Way<\/em> and <em>The Nation Magazine.<\/em>\u00a0 And I&#8217;m one of the twelve finalists!!!\u00a0 So I&#8217;d really appreciate your <a href=\"https:\/\/secure.pfaw.org\/site\/SPageServer?pagename=action_haiku&#038;autologin=true\">voting for my haiku here.<\/a> The three winning haiku will be published in <em>The Nation<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>We were allowed to submit up to three haiku, and here are the three I submitted.\u00a0 (The first one is the haiku that made the finals.)<\/p>\n<p>Palin knows nothing<br \/>\nAbout the Constitution.<br \/>\nPuppets don&#8217;t have to.<\/p>\n<p>An anti-choice veep<br \/>\nWho opposes free rape kits?<br \/>\nThanks, John, but no thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Would Palin court picks<br \/>\nDestroy the Constitution?<br \/>\nYou betcha! Wink, wink.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cool news!\u00a0 Nearly 4000 people submitted haiku to the McPalin Haiku Hysteria contest held by People For The American Way and The Nation Magazine.\u00a0 And I&#8217;m one of the twelve finalists!!!\u00a0 So I&#8217;d really appreciate your voting for my haiku here. The three winning haiku will be published in The Nation. We were allowed to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,25,21,40,5,71,7,176],"tags":[192,307,194,304,303,302,305,306],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":377,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions\/377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}