{"id":2620,"date":"2010-03-01T17:26:56","date_gmt":"2010-03-01T21:26:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=2620"},"modified":"2010-03-01T20:20:55","modified_gmt":"2010-03-02T00:20:55","slug":"anti-cursing-california","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2010\/03\/01\/anti-cursing-california\/","title":{"rendered":"Gosh-Darn Pols!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t lived in California since I graduated from <a href=\" http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/04\/18\/ode-to-an-earthquake\/\">Cal Arts<\/a> a zillion years ago.  And when I read stories like this one about the California Assembly&#8217;s silly <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.laweekly.com\/ladaily\/community\/california-cussing-assembly\/\">anti-cursing bill<\/a>, I&#8217;m in no rush to go back.  And certainly not to Sacramento:<\/p>\n<p>Gosh-Darn Pols!<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>California Assembly&#8217;s decree:<br \/>\nThe first week of March is &#8220;cuss-free.&#8221;<br \/>\nSo don&#8217;t fret about health,<br \/>\nOr pine for lost wealth,<br \/>\nCuz your pols are protecting you. See?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong> After writing this, I ran across this <a href=\"http:\/\/sethfrederiksen.weebly.com\/1\/post\/2010\/02\/-that.html\">interesting post<\/a> on the same topic by <a href=\"http:\/\/sethfrederiksen.weebly.com\/an-authors-journey.html\">Seth Frederiksen<\/a>, who&#8217;s originally from California. And there&#8217;s more information about the bill over here at <a href=\"http:\/\/xnerg.blogspot.com\/2010\/02\/what-fk.html\">skippy&#8217;s.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t lived in California since I graduated from Cal Arts a zillion years ago. And when I read stories like this one about the California Assembly&#8217;s silly anti-cursing bill, I&#8217;m in no rush to go back. And certainly not to Sacramento: Gosh-Darn Pols! By Madeleine Begun Kane California Assembly&#8217;s decree: The first week of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1163,120,1164,168,11,6,7,3],"tags":[1167,530,1165,1168,851,1169,1170,1166],"class_list":["post-2620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-california-satire","category-etiquette-humor","category-language-humor","category-legal-limericks","category-legislation","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","tag-anti-cursing","tag-cal-arts","tag-california-assembly-satire","tag-cuss-free-humor","tag-legislation-satire","tag-political-priorities","tag-politicians-limerick","tag-sacramento"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2620"}],"version-history":[{"count":26,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2644,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2620\/revisions\/2644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}