{"id":248,"date":"2008-09-24T15:11:54","date_gmt":"2008-09-24T19:11:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/09\/24\/ode-to-corporate-vulchers\/"},"modified":"2009-03-25T23:32:29","modified_gmt":"2009-03-26T03:32:29","slug":"ode-to-corporate-vulchers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/09\/24\/ode-to-corporate-vulchers\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To Corporate Vultures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my latest haiku (senryu) about\u00a0the Wall Street meltdown and the $700 billion (or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.truthout.org\/092308A\">much more<\/a>) Bush-Cheney-Paulson-Bernanke rip-off-the-taxpayers <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marketwatch.com\/News\/Story\/administrations-rescue-plan-hits-speed\/story.aspx?guid={E1F27722-6231-4007-8F49-F33F2493C076}\">bailout plan<\/a>:\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Financial vultures<br \/>\nFirst gobble up our assets,<br \/>\nThen demand dessert.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my latest haiku (senryu) about\u00a0the Wall Street meltdown and the $700 billion (or much more) Bush-Cheney-Paulson-Bernanke rip-off-the-taxpayers bailout plan:\u00a0 Financial vultures First gobble up our assets, Then demand dessert.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[179,31,44,115,114,180,5,178,71,7,3,45],"tags":[389,390,387,386,396,388,267,606],"class_list":["post-248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ben-bernanke","category-business-humor","category-economy-humor","category-federal-reserve","category-fiscal-policy","category-henry-paulson","category-news-haiku","category-paulson-plan","category-political-haiku","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-tax-budget-humor","tag-economic-meltdown","tag-economy-satire","tag-finance-haiku","tag-financial-verse","tag-fiscal-crisis","tag-money-poem","tag-tarp","tag-wall-street"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":857,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions\/857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}