{"id":2453,"date":"2010-02-07T16:16:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-07T20:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=2453"},"modified":"2011-03-31T01:30:01","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T05:30:01","slug":"palins-hand-crib-notes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2010\/02\/07\/palins-hand-crib-notes\/","title":{"rendered":"Palin&#8217;s Runny, Run-On Sentences Finally Explained"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I first saw these hilarious photos and video of Sarah Palin&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/stefan-sirucek\/did-palin-use-crib-notes_b_452458.html\">palm-written Tea Party crib notes<\/a>, all I could think was:<\/p>\n<p>Notes on your hand,<br \/>\nNotes on your hand,<br \/>\nLookin&#8217; like a fool<br \/>\nWith your notes on your hand.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, I watch way too much <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanidol.com\/videos\/season_9\/memorable_auditions\/larry_platt\/\">American Idol<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But relying on a <a href=\"http:\/\/andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com\/the_daily_dish\/2010\/02\/palins-cheatsheet.html\">cheat-sheet<\/a> on your left hand during a friendly Q &#038; A session is rich, coming from a woman who disparages President Obama&#8217;s (fictitious) inability to speak without a teleprompter.<\/p>\n<p>This brings me to my latest limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Palin&#8217;s Runny, Run-On Sentences Finally Explained<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Sarah Palin comes armed when she speaks<br \/>\nWith crib notes on &#8220;hand&#8221; for sneak peeks.<br \/>\nGuess she&#8217;d better not wash<br \/>\nBefore speeches. Oh gosh,<br \/>\nI sure hope that those scrawls ain&#8217;t antiques.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I first saw these hilarious photos and video of Sarah Palin&#8217;s palm-written Tea Party crib notes, all I could think was: Notes on your hand, Notes on your hand, Lookin&#8217; like a fool With your notes on your hand. Sorry, I watch way too much American Idol. But relying on a cheat-sheet on your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[154,6,1120,7,3,1551,176,4,1119],"tags":[1083,1122,1121,200,1127,1123,1124,2820,1125,1126,601],"class_list":["post-2453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political-commentary","category-political-limericks","category-political-speeches","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-publicity-hounds","category-sarah-palin","category-song-parodies","category-tea-parties","tag-american-idol","tag-cheat-sheets","tag-crib-notes","tag-obama","tag-pants-on-the-ground-parody","tag-q-a","tag-run-on-sentences","tag-sarah-palin","tag-speeches","tag-tea-party-convention","tag-teleprompter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2453"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4784,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453\/revisions\/4784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}